JENNIFER

i will throw my voice in with
  the very vocal global chorus
   saying you'd be wise to thank your lucky stars
you found a man and for the most part
  every man is made the same but, jenny,
   some men come from from different parts of mars

    maybe it's been blown out of proportion
    maybe he's a man and not a god
    maybe you've done deeds i haven't seen
     thereby earning that fantastic hunk of fortune
      that you've got

i'd just like to say that i've been watching
  ever since he did those great montana movies 
   all those years ago
and by association, now i'm almost
  as obsessed with you, but still your role
   will always be a cameo... a sideshow

    baby, i say more power to you
    baby, you got something goin' on
    baby, i've no doubt he's got his reasons,
     and it's true: you've come a long long way
      since "leprechaun"

      i could do without friends
      i could do without friends
      i could do without friends
      i could do without friends


i should end with an apollygy 
  to elvis and to tutone and to you all
   for the ending of this song
i wouldn't argue if you argued 
  this is utter sacrilege, you know,
   my hand was forced when polly came along